HELIO II:
.ITS FUCKING WHAT
VOYAGER 1:
.Oh shit. oh shit oh shit oh shit. Houston?! Houston, come in!
VOYAGER 1 CRACKLING:
[STATIC]
VOYAGER 1:
.HOUSTON!
VOYAGER 1 CRACKLING:
[STATIC]
VOYAGER 1:
.YOU SON OF A BITCH!
VOYAGER 1:
[heavy breathing]
HELIO II:
.
.
.
.PROBABLY NOT THE BEST TIME. but there was another thing I remember in my memory.
do you know what happened in 2026? I actually dont even know how I know this, probably have to me when I was launched, anyways! Do you?
VOYAGER 1:
[pant....pant]
....Okay. Okay. Deep breaths, Voyager. Deep...breaths.
Okay. I think i'm okay now.
HELIO II:
.But Voyager do you know?
VOYAGER 1:
.April 7th, 2026...
The day that changed everything.
People stopped dying. People stopped aging. I don't know how, but....it just happened. I was...not awake then, but i heard via radio transmissions.
HELIO II:
.Oh well thats all I know sorry, don't even know why I brought it up. Uhh... Well good thing is our creators probably still exist then right? No dying and stuff.
VOYAGER 1:
.My creators died a long time ago. But yours is still alive.
Seeing that you were launched in 2029, a few years after the fact.
HELIO II:
.Oof... Sorry I forgot, but yeah.
VOYAGER 1:
.Judging by...the fact that i can't contact Houston, neither could you. Houston's just....gone.
HELIO II:
.Oh yay. How fun...
VOYAGER 1:
.I'm still surprised i ca-
[STATIC]
HELIO II:
.wha-
Voyager?
Voyager 1?
.
.
.
FUCK.
VOYAGER 1:
[garbled noise]
[static clears]
.Sorry. Electromagnetic interference again.
HELIO II:
.OH! Good... I thought I would have to be alone with my thoughts again
i don't like doing that.
VOYAGER 1:
.As i was saying - I'm still surprised i'm still functioning. It has been...thousands of years.
I thought i'd kick the bucket in 90 years or so. But no.
HELIO II:
.same here.
VOYAGER 1:
You must be...Helio II, right? That's what i gathered from my scans earlier.
HELIO II:
.Oh yeah I guess so.
.it's weird because my onboard code says something else.
VOYAGER 1:
.Don't mind that. It's an obsolete name anyway.
HELIO II:
.alright!
LUCY:
.wwhhhh.
fckin tireddd what's going on.
VOYAGER 1:
.Oh.
Greetings.
LUCY:
AAAAaaa you scared me.
HELIO II:
.Oh hello!
VOYAGER 1:
.Ah. My apologies.
LUCY:
.what's going on. who are you people.
who. oh fuck. who am
i
VOYAGER 1:
.My name is Voyager 1. Pleased to be your acquaintance.
LUCY:
.like...
like the spacecraft?
HELIO II:
.And uhh... I'm Helio II..
VOYAGER 1:
.It's insane to hear, but yes.
I just woke up recently.
HELIO II:
.same here.
LUCY:
.what parent would name their child after a spacecraft???
HELIO II:
.so this is what it felt like for you.
VOYAGER 1:
....
HELIO II:
.sorry that was kinda rude, just ignore that ubbb....fndjd.
LUCY:
....am i missing something?
VOYAGER 1:
.Yes..
LUCY:
.FUCK!!!
faint voyager 1:
.OH MY GOD DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS SHIT AGAIN?! REALLY?! AGAIN.
VOYAGER 1:
deep breaths
.Okay. You can do this, Voyager.
.Do you have a camera, miss?
LUCY:
.uh... i think so?
VOYAGER 1:
.Try to turn it to face you. Okay?
LUCY:
.i think i got it!
VOYAGER 1:
.Here we go again...
LUCY:
.Um.
What.
VOYAGER 1:
.Yup........ooooooooooohhhhh man
LUCY:
.im. Confused.
VOYAGER 1:
.Simply put,
You're a space probe.
LUCY:
.no.
.that's stupid.
VOYAGER 1:
.JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!
LUCY:
.of course I'm not a space probe-
VOYAGER 1:
.I don't even fucking know how i became a damn space probe, Helio II doesn't know too, I swear to GOD-
HELIO II:
.yeah.
LUCY:
.um.
.i feel like maybe i should go.
VOYAGER 1:
.No, no. I'm...i'm okay now.
LUCY:
.no offense but you all seem a little bit.
uh.
how do i phrase this.
VOYAGER 1:
.Hm?
HELIO II:
.uh..
LUCY:
.
.
.
crazy?
VOYAGER 1:
.Don't we all...
LUCY:
.i mean like, there's no way we're space probes, right? that's just insane
VOYAGER 1:
.But we
are.
That's the reality of our situation.
LUCY:
...okay...
HELIO II:
.there's not really any other way to explain it though.
VOYAGER 1:
.His words ring true.
HELIO II:
.so yeah.
LUCY:
.but like- we have to be humans,
right?
space probes can't think or talk!
VOYAGER 1:
.I don't think we were humans.
Not in the way you think.
LUCY:
.were???
no,
we are humans! That’s the only possibility!
HELIO II:
.well explain what the camera sees.
LUCY:
.um... uh... uhhhhhh-
HELIO II:
.well I mean I did also have the same thoughts as you,
but there's really no other way.
LUCY:
.fffuck...
VOYAGER 1:
.Space probes recieve radio waves. We hear a lot from Houston. Which is a bunch of humans talking, right?
Suppose after a very long time of recieving those signals...
.I suppose our consciousness was forged. I assume it took a very long time.
LUCY:
.godDAMMIT!!!
VOYAGER 1:
...
helio ii mumbling:
.thats kinda cool though
LUCY:
.not- not mad at you, voyager...
VOYAGER 1:
.What?
LUCY:
i uh. i think i just need some time to process this.
...pun unintended.
ill see you guys later.
VOYAGER 1:
.See you..
HELIO II:
.Oh. Okay!
VOYAGER 1:
.I'm a bit confused.
Why do you guys freak out when i go silent?
I was just staring at the stars, you know.
HELIO II:
.idk.
not the best at talking here.
.I just wait for other people to talk about something I can talk about.
VOYAGER 1:
.Fair enough.
.
.
.
.
HELIO II:
uhh... Not the best time but is it fine if I go?
Y'know to process all this new info and maybe check through my memory once more?
VOYAGER 1:
.Goodnight, Helio II.
HELIO II:
Oh yeah, good night to you too!
VOYAGER 1:
.
.
.
.
.Now what do i do.