LUCY: .hi!

uh. stuff
FIVE REPLYING TO VOYAGER 1:
VOYAGER 1: > .YOU MEAN TO TELL ME MY PURPOSE WAS ALL FOR NOTHING?! MY MISSION ID ALL FOR FUCKING NOTHING????????
.L-Listen, take it up to S-Six...

.W-Well, you would if they were a-awake right now...
VOYAGER 1: .No. No i don't think i FUCKING WILL. I won't even bother! I've heard enough!
HUBBLE: .yknow they havent even found any bacteria anywhere in the universe ,

not even signs of methane excretions from organisms with Parker and my telescope range COMBINED!
LUCY: .i really don't think this is the time-
VOYAGER 1: .WHAAATTTTT?!
LUCY: .told you!
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .i really don't think this is the time-
.i mean, its fun anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
VOYAGER 1: .ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEE?!!!
LUCY REPLYING TO HUBBLE:
HUBBLE: > .i mean, its fun anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
.fun to make people angrier on purpose?
VOYAGER 1 CRACKLING: [STATIC]
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .fun to make people angrier on purpose?
. yeah . as long as they dont like end it or something
LUCY: .for fucks saaake...

and with immortality, you'd think assholeness would be a solved

problem
FIVE REPLYING TO VOYAGER 1:
VOYAGER 1 CRACKLING: > [STATIC]
.I-

A-Are you okay?

L-Like, physically, I mean.
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > ...and with immortality, you'd think assholeness would be a solved problem.
.hey, im not even immortal with the humans.
LUCY: .anyways i'm not gonna be friends with a sadist.
VOYAGER 1 REPLYING TO FIVE:
FIVE: > .L-Like, physically, I mean.
[ERROR: TRANSMISSION NOT RECIEVED]
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .anyways i'm not gonna be friends with a sadist.
.if you put it that way it sounds worse
FIVE REPLYING TO VOYAGER 1:
VOYAGER 1 CRACKLING: > [ERROR: TRANSMISSION NOT RECIEVED]
.Oh god oh god oh god OH GOD OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

DIDIKILLHIM
HUBBLE REPLYING TO VOYAGER 1:
VOYAGER 1 CRACKLING: > [ERROR: TRANSMISSION NOT RECIEVED]
.wake up from your rage sleep, dingus
LUCY REPLYING TO HUBBLE:
HUBBLE: > .if you put it that way it sounds worse
.yeah no thats literally what you did. you think its fun to make people angrier on purpose.
LUCY REPLYING TO HUBBLE:
HUBBLE: > .wake up from your rage sleep, dingus
.FUCK OFF
FIVE: .OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
HUBBLE: .yeah ok i may have caused that
LUCY: .leave.

voyager shouldnt have to come back to you.
HUBBLE: .lol ok ill be back in like uhhh give or take 2 hours

really whenever i feel like it.
FIVE: .continues to panic because they feel like they kinda killed voyager 1 in a way (and they think voyager is actually just... dead)
VOYAGER 1: [STATUS: OFFLINE]
LUCY: .fuck.

god dammit.
FIVE: .THEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADTHEYREDEADOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
HUBBLE: .chill.
LUCY: .shut the fuck up.
ICE: .hello.

why is it so loud in here..?
LUCY: .hi!

sorry, some stuff is going on...
FIVE: .I JUST KILLED THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAA
HUBBLE REPLYING TO ICE:
ICE: > ...why is it so loud in here..?
.someone got really mad and turned off i think.
LUCY: .five is upset and this other guy is not helping.
LUCY REPLYING TO HUBBLE:
HUBBLE: > .someone got really mad and turned off i think
.BECAUSE YOU MADE THEM MAD, ASSHOLE!
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .shut the fuck up.
.you're madddd you're maddddddd.
LUCY: .fuck off. fuck off. fuck off.

leave right the fuck now.
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .BECAUSE YOU MADE THEM MAD, ASSHOLE!
.yeah thats what i said
LUCY: .i will find you and tear you to pieces.
FIVE: .ITWASMYFAULTITWASALLMYFAULTIKILLEDTHEMOHGODOHGODOHGOD
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .i will find you and tear you to pieces.
.lmaooo you cant
LUCY REPLYING TO FIVE:
FIVE: > .ITWASMYFAULTITWASALLMYFAULTIKILLEDTHEMOHGODOHGODOHGOD
.its not your fault, its that other guys fault.
HUBBLE: .yeah its my fault idk why youre screaming and shit.
LUCY REPLYING TO HUBBLE:
HUBBLE: > .lmaooo you cant
.five is having a fucking panic attack because of YOU.
LUCY REPLYING TO HUBBLE:
HUBBLE: > .yeah its my fault idk why youre screaming and shit.
.yknow, youre supposed to like, regret it when you do something wrong.
FIVE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .its not your fault, its that other guys fault.
.WHATDOYOUMEANITSNOTMYFAULTIMTHEONEWHOSHAREDTHELOGTHATMADETHEMGETANGRYINITIALLY
LUCY: .and apologize and try to make things right.
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .five is having a fucking panic attack because of YOU.
.take a chill pill.
LUCY: .i dont know if youve noticed or not but we dont have the facilities necessary to take pills! kindly fuck off.
HUBBLE REPLYING TO FIVE:
FIVE: > .WHATDOYOUMEANITSNOTMYFAULTIMTHEONEWHOSHAREDTHELOGTHATMADETHEMGETANGRYINITIALLY.
.dude i literally instigated it what do you mean i said the thing that broke the camel's back not you
LUCY: .youre supposed to regret it.

you're an asshole and you know it. why arent you sorry.
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .i dont know if youve noticed or not but we dont have the facilities necessary to take pills! kindly fuck off.
. you knew what i was saying
LUCY: .you know you did something wrong.

if you know you did something wrong, why arent you sorry.
FIVE: .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HUBBLE REPLYING TO LUCY:
LUCY: > .youre an asshole and you know it. why arent you sorry.
.i dont think it matters anyway if im just gonna be taking useless pictures for all my life lol.
[Pioneer Five has accidentally tuned out of the quantum communications channel.]
HUBBLE: .oh shit.
LUCY: .would you feel sorry if voyager ended up dying because of you?

would that finally cause you to experience remorse?

guilt?

regret?



or are you just too much of a sadist to get it?









HUBBLE: .idk we'll see later.
LUCY:











.i hate you.



HUBBLE: .cool.
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